irish wristwatch

try and say it "irish wristwatch" <- fast though.. cheater.

anyways the reason why i'm blogging today is not because i went to the doctors today and he told me i have glandular fever.. (fuck my life) i just felt the need to get that off my chest.

THE REASON I'M BLOGGING IS :

this is Ireland, where i live, not a scene from lord of the rings before you get excited, although you'd probably think it was lord of the rings if you seen half of the peoples feet in Ireland it's disgusting they have hooves. 

Why is it most of the time when we live in an area, we usually would rather live half way across the world? is this a cruel joke.. I've always wanted to move to America, I'm not really picky I mean sure I'd settle for a house in LA but a tin hut in Texas is pushing it, America seems to be the city were it's buzzing, think America you think of celebrities, sun, sea, beaches, money, fame. think of Ireland.. green, potatoes, leprechauns, villages, leprechauns, rainbows and leprechauns. So I'm really not picky, if you're from America I'll marry you.. i draw the line at dwarfs though, I'm 6'6 we'd look stupid. Also I've a few close friends in America, and they're so obnoxious LOL like for example we'd be talking and they'd say things like "Oh you have that in Ireland?" .. yes we're Ireland.. not Zimbabwe  YOU GUYS HAVE T.V'S??? WOW. no we're still listening to the radio. and my pc is actually made out of dried out tapeworm and lettuce leaves.

that's all.

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